Shrek The Musical – Story Of My Life Lyrics

Shrek The Musical – Story Of My Life Lyrics

Title: Story Of My Life
Artist: Shrek The Musical Lyrics

Story Of My Life Lyrics
by Shrek The Musical

[Guard (spoken)]
Alright, when I call your name, step forward.
Pinocchio, the puppet! [Pinocchio]
Uh, I’m not a puppet, I’m a real boy!
(nose grows, and he laughs nervously)

[Guard]
there’s your patch of mud right there.

[Pinocchio]
Aww, man, dumped on a swamp!
Man, I tell you, sometimes being a fairytale creature sucks pine sap!

[sung]
Life is disappointing, woe is what I know.
Outed by my nose, that’s just how it goes
For poor Pinocchio.
Story of my life, always doomed to fail,
Cheated by a fox, swallowed by a whale.
that’s the story of my life, oh yeah!
that’s the story of my life.

[Shoemaker's Elf]
Strife is never ending!

[Guard (spoken)]
Peter Pan!

[Peter Pan (sung)]
Banished from the town!

[Guard (spoken)]
Ugly Duckling!

[Ugly Duckling (sung)]
They dragged me from the pond…

[Fairy Godmother]
They broke my magic wand…

[Three Little Pigs]
They blew our condos down!

[Guard (spoken)]
Wicked Witch!

[Wicked Witch (sung)]
Life is but a witch hunt.

[Mama Bear]
Mama’s in the mud, mama’s in distress!

[Garden Gnome]
They ridiculed my hat!

[Three Little Pigs]
They said that we were fat!

[Big Bad Wolf]
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They tore my cotton granny dress
And called me a hot and tranny mess!

[Guard (spoken)]
Sugar Plum Fairy!

[All (sung)]
Story of my life,
Booted from the ball.
Told to go away…

[Humpty Dumpty]
Toppled off a wall!

[All]
that’s the story of my life!

[All]
that’s the story of my life!

[Guard (spoken)]
you’re late, rabbit!

[White Rabbit (sung)]
that’s the story of my life.

[Guard (spoken)]
Have fun, you guys!

[All (sung)]
that’s the story of my life!

[Guard (spoken)]
And remember, if we find you back in the kingdom,
You will be executed!

[All (sung)]
I always dreamed I’d get a happy ending.

[Wicked Witch]
And this right here– Not how it goes!

[All]
I always dreamed I’d get an ever after…
If this is it, it blows, it blows, it blows!

[Pinocchio (spoken)]
This is worse than that case of Dutch Elm’s Disease I caught in Tijuana!

[All (sung)]
Story of my life, all the wasted prayers.
All the broken dreams…

[The Three Bears]
All the broken chairs!

[All]
All the damage done,

[The Three Bears]
All the busted beds,

[All]
All the shattered falls,

[The Three Bears]
And the porridge on our heads!

[All]
that’s the story of my life, yes sir!
that’s the story of my life, oy vey!
that’s the story of my life!

[Pinocchio (spoken)]
Crap!

Original lyrics Story Of My Life
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